Christmas ism....

I'm Rudolph!!! :D


Merry Christmas :)

In Kuching.....miao miao :D

The Day I Went to Sarawak....

written by: Stepehenie Meyer
storyline by: JK ROWLING
Illustrated by: Darren Shan

'The HighLight of the Publishing Year' - Daily Telegraph
best seller soon....




CHAPTER 1.



whoooosssshhhhh!!!! :) Hann has left he's homeland in a vigilante attempt to rescue the endangered animals in Sarawak, He never knew what mysterious and terrifying things was waiting for him on the other side...



CHAPTER 2.


I can see my house from hereee :D while our hero Hann was flying in the air he tried as hard to find he's home from the skies. It seems he's already home sick and missing he's friends. AAWWWW :D


CHAPTER 3.


Attack Of the Giant miao miao's.... Hann has finally reached the main homeland CAT/Kuching ....but all of a sudden there were giant cats already stationed for Hann's arrival, In he's mind he said....those aree somee uglyyy cats



CHAPTER 4.




OH NO! it seems that Hann has gotten into some real trouble..... WHY ARE THE CICAKS HERE SO BIG AND SCARY. How is Hann gonna get out of this one now? Dont JUMP!! SPLASH!!!
He jumped into the river! He tries to swim to shore but will he make it? stay tuned...




CHAPTER 5.
The Worst Has Happened!!! This is the end of our hero,one of the cicaks has gotten Hann!
He's life flashes infront of he's eyes...... there was that time where he got ang pao's.......there was the time he got presents.......there was the time he got duit raya from he's teacher also




CHAPTER 5.




HAHAH! Hann actually survived! He even killed one of the cicaks in the river. The Main character never die's so earlyyy if not there isnt anymore to crap about :D At least that event made him realise,life is short and we best enjoy whats left of it. words of wisdom by Hann xD



CHAPTER 6.



Oink~ Oink~ :) WHATCHU LOOKIN AT!? Hann had a once in a lifetime chance to watch the fashion show there..... he had one word to say...... wow........ this made him change he's ambition of becoming a model too. Its Off to teaching then! :D




CHAPTER 7.






I like to move it move it~ Our Manly hero Hann tried to take up otter dancing :D
This is harddd :( how am i gonna do that? apparently these two tried auditioning for SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE but they had a strict rule about cleaning up after your pets :P



CHAPTER 8.



A thousand miles? At last every story has to come to an end....cause someone lazy to blog dy
So its one last walk along the river side and then its back home for Hann.
Hope you enjoyed this touching tale about the holidays :D





THE END

Gathering

It was more like a battle field actually....

I have a phobia of swimming pools now :D

I was just relaxing nicely on a spot when suddenly i heard....
SPLASH!!!!
Oh shit.....
Everyone was being pushed or thrown in the swimming pool.
I was damn manja dont wanna go in ;D
BUT IN THE END I KENA D:


all wet :) im outside the balcony drying off my clothes :D can you see mee hehe



This guy went to the limit chasing me just to get me wet :D Ming next time not so ganas hehe


It was an accidental pose..... stunning heheh.

HAHAHA SO ACCIDENTAL LAHH really :)

they totally left me out..... got problem with me ah :D

Feels just like yesterday

From yours truly... Rock and Box :)

Anggun wajahmu

This is John Connor....
You are the resistance

what if?

Lately i was playing some facebook games but no matter whatt....

I always cant beat other peoples highscore!!!

screw it lahh
spoil my mood only :P


Later im gonna try to find something to eat,damn hungry :P
my hunger cannot be satisfieddd!!
soo if got some people very generous can belanja me :D




Best mail man of the year :)
Keep up the awesome job dude!!!

Random thoughts

So it was like this.....
one of my legs damn pain today dont know why...
so i became doctor House :)
i bought some panadols for the pain and headache
And i became mean :P
the only thing im missing is a walking cane :/




This is my life....
so complicated even for cats.




jealous!!! wish i could speak dog :(

Source of........

PMR has just ended...... gonna miss it though :)

so i celebrated by going to this restaurant to makan.






Damn syokk lehh the food..... its to die for

haha hann thinks he's funny. :)





love,
a random person from the skys above which formed the rainbow for the lapricons to invade earth. how lovely.

Happy 15th Bday Kitee.

*an artist impression of kitee*

I wonder who was the artist???


well hope you have happy 15th life :)
maybe there was a cake for you but.......
I got hungry D:

LMNO

October 7th


just to refresh some peoples memory and scare them :)


Dinosaur head lahhh
that day already closing in


nvm after i get it over with.....woohooo!



In the mean time....



Tree: 1 Dog: 0



This is what will happen if you eat too much





My ear hungry....

How long more...

Another day.

when all you got to keep is strong.

you just move along.



One told me he hated competition....
it wasnt because of winning or losing.
it was because it diffrentiates friendship.

______________________________________________


: )



Immigrant Worker: "Sir, me no come to work, me sick."
Boss: " When I am sick, I have sex with my wife - try it."
2 hours later>>Immigrant Worker: "Boss! It worked! Me ok now. You got nice house."




A Sad story>> A woman's husband died and she had him cremated.
She then blew his ashes into the ocean and said,
" Sweetheart, this is my last blowjob for you






Hann!!! why you so perverted oneee





I couldnt find it.

Random guest.

hi aslene here o_o
suppose to help this retard update the blog yesterday
in the end i forgotten -_-
yeala busy playing comp

anyway he didn't reply my message :(

what a friend :D

Times.

bangladeshi lahh
lost 3 pens in 3 days
last year also lose 3 pencil box


blady people who want my stuff so badly
if you want just ask lahh
then i can reject the offer properly


haihhh oh wells
i go get people belanja me new pen lah



that means you :)









last time went to china see chicken fight....
cook it lahhh why go fight for zzz
damn hungry





:O

instant noodles.

hann says hi.

I SAY HI TOO. :D i'm finally here to re-revive hanns blog because mainly im just too lifeless and i need to release pressure. on his blog. like zomgee. -_-

as you all know, we got back all our mid term results last week and. im sure you know that i know that he knows that we know that he didnt do so well :) oh who am i kidding. he NEVER does well for his exams. HAHAH :D

swine flu seems to be getting pretty bad in singapore. apparently jothi was under quarantine for swine flu. but shes back this week.

i don't really know how many cases there are in malaysia. definitely less than singapore. i didnt really understand why though. so i asked my mom. isnt this getting so boring? HAHAHA.

wait. does anyone even read this blog anymore?

who cares :D

Random guest.

HELLO EVERYBODY. :)
i'm here to revive hanns ultimate dead blog. because im cool he killed all of his computers with his flame thrower due to the fact that he was pissed at his computers for jamming and lagging :)



anyway, hann is going to fail all his exams because he didnt study. he was too busy playing with his flame thrower.


okay this is getting really lame .__.

Monetize

Im so fat when i walk past the tv you miss episodes of spongebob
Im so stupid I sold my car for gas money
Im so clumsy I tripped over a wireless phone
Im so ugly that i made an onion cry....


ONE IS NOT LIKE THE OTHERS!!!

No harm done

its 1 am in the morning now and im using the com in the dark
if you ask why? cause i lazy go on the lights :)

Jian:HANN I WANNA GO WITH YOU TO SCHOOL TOMMOROW!!
Hann:cannot lahhh why you want go for do what woh
Jian:errr sure got something do wan lah you so bad dont let me go
Hann:.......see first lah


wtf?!

no one likes to wait
but sometimes we have to be patient
If its Hann waiting hes like WOI FAI DI LAH SOO SLOW WAN!!! SLOW LIKE BUFFALO LAH




see he so rude wan dont be like him




He owns this secret society called:








it may sound that Hanns a pervert but hes nottt
he goodboy
trying to be cool
but at the end also lamer than usual











Hey dont give up kay :)

National security?

okay last night slept was damn weird
dreamt i was a CIA agent...
first we had a field trip to some place
the bus had a dog and a tiny giraffe zzz
when we reached there dono someone kena kidnap by some scientist
forgot who edi...lets say its you :)
the scientist go do some weird experiment on my friend


then then suddenly,Agent Hann came in to the rescue
which was damn lame,lamer than i usually am
i was holding a hand gun maybe desert eagle or glock alah who cares
there was guards everywhere that looked like swat team members
so so gun fight, bang bang bang bang fuyohh
i killed damn alot but then i kena shot at the err forgot where i kena shot
finally i one on one the scientist guy,my friend traped in a glass thingy
the scientist guy transform into some guy with devil like wings
im like wtf?

but i was to skillful and about 1 sec i had my gun pointing at hes head dy
banggg!!! kao tim
saved my friend ciao out and go yumcha

END











I CAN BE YOUR HERO BABYY♪

Aerial

Calcium carbonate(limestone)

heated

calcium oxide(quicklime)
and carbondioxide


I just watched a show on discovery bout werewolves....reallyyyy
i know im lifeless,they say dono what red indians do some sort of ritual can turn themselves into any animal they want blah blah blah
but need to kill on of the family members to complete the ritual

Hmmm becoming a werewolf also not that bad
can become taikor in school hehe






I used to be this guy....







and i still am









gigantic prehestoric cockroaches are freaking scary

slide slide slide crash?

NO FUN AT ALL

CAME BACK HOME BLACK OUT FROM 4 TILL 9


saw floating lights maybe it was an alien or something more
fireflies actually...damn alot
i stone kao outside the gate there do nothing


alah screw that,who cares as long its not your prob











WHAT YOU WANTTTT.......




you know i walk a thousand miles
just to see you


after that sure leg patah :)

Earth hour kao tim

60 mins of darkness made me realize something...
that without lights....







its dark








well we at least made the earth a little better by doing it
A LITTLE but still good lahh



sooner or later the earth sure from this







bcome like this if we dont do anything to help









SAVE THE ENVIROMENT,SAVE MOTHER NATURE






break up back up?

Damn cold lah in 1U

Today watch RACE TO WITCH MOUNTAIN!!!
okok I ringkas the story :)

got got the taikor jack(dwayne)he think he soo yengg and muscular
want challenge me ah???

hes life damn nice,hes job taxi driver and he went to prison b4 :D

then got 2 alien come the girl okok but the guy 100% is gay
so so they chiong to the mountain which is named witch mountain
In the mountain got alot hightech stuff better than my phone samore :P
then the ambil balik the alien punya space ship go fly home
end of storyyy


EH WHAT ARE YOU TOUCHING TAIKOR?











what i doo???

The sky is always on my side

Psssttt,hey i need help.Someone still trying to kill my bros...


Just because i gave a bday present to her.


you all know my bros rightt,fay and jian.




hehehehe Fay blurr case and jian learning rabbit kungfu


YOU WONT GET THEM :D
THEY ARE MINE!!!!



well the the person that wanna kill my bros actually very good wan lah










the sky was against me???
or maybe im just lame :)

Im blurr like winnie the pooh

wow i didnt know...

tigger, pooh, the donkey but got no piglet
& rabbit
got owl & kangaroo also

my friends :)

Usually people always think old folks are wise...
WEll...animals are better teachers to me than old people.
I got banyak animal friends,maybe one day i ajak them go mamak makan

Lion=leadership
elephant=strength
wolf=change
antelope=goals
orang utan=spirit
tapir=responsibility
dugong=attitude


owl=vision



Inovation is the ability to see change as an opportunity-
not as a threat...

wen also taught me: an apple or a apple lols

March 10th?

Someones Birth day coming alreadyy...

drum roll alah cut the drums

well its erm i forgot the name :P

well its wenqi's....clap!!!

im leaving blanks to make this post look long...

special effects

she's gonna black mail me if i give her presents

[c=49]Wen Qi [/c] says:
ok
if you buy me something
i will kill your brother




:X



ssshhh

Numb3rs

Kena tag by wen...
Her piano is godly.
oh wells all bout numbers

1)would 1 beat up 5 for money?
sure, cause 1 kena lanci by 5

2)Is 4 pretty?
No,i chinese mahh 4 no luck :P

3)Why did you bcome friends with 6?
erm erm 6 helped me in my math exam

4)Does 3 like the colour green?
No,cause i also dont like

5)Does 2 know 6,do they date?
ehh dont go date my best friend lah 2

6)1's favourite word?
hes fav word is err... ask him i dono

7)Has 3 ever slapped 4?
yes cause 4 bad number

8)Number 5 is dating...
me.. sshhh

9)Does 6 sing?
Yes,but i sing better :P

10)2 prefers?
Milk lahh..who doesnt like milk mann











Thanks for the advice you give

Rules of the house...

If you sleep on it....
make it up

If you wear it....
hang it up

If you drop it....
pick it up

If you eat out of it....
wash it

If you spill it....
wipe it out

If you turn it on....
turn it off

If you open it....
close it

If you move it....
put it back

If you break it....
repair it

If you empty it....
fill it up

If it rings....
answer it

If it howls....
feed it

If it cries....
love it




I dont take shortcuts in life.

Recent Documents

Another day another story...alot stress for kent lately
always hes the victim,kesian him lah.
For me im just a carefree boy whos trying to help



oh yeah I heard something damn weird...
DID YOU ALL KNOW THE FIRE TRUCK IS RED IN COLOUR???
I WAS LIKE OMG REALLY AH,I THOUGHT LAST TIME BLUE??

damn gay leh


someone in class nonstop singing song by mario kao until the song also stuck in my head
ZZZZZZ


heres another weird pic for noobs to see again as usual.....







SO MANY LONGANS... oh damn oh damn
all the pic i upload is my photography,geng lehh











Im a stalker.
Beware!

All rights reserved

I die already ahh today...kamen and kent plan something so evil to kacau me.
DONT BELIEVE WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT ME!!!
Today gave back sejarah,geo and english...
I thought geo sure die already but instead of dying its the total opposite.
OH YEAHH



Damn,do i blog every single day?damn lifeless loh me
I miss snowy badly. :(
owh and i heard someones name was Abu Bakar Ali.
Im not a racist,it just doesnt sound right to me






Hes watchinggg
can guess what it is onot?? it was staring at me cause i looked weird










Do you all think im a goodboy??
noo righttt :P

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stayed up late yesterday for fun....damn lame :P
watch phua chu kang to keep me awake,
so someone wont win again...xD


KENT FONG FEI KEI ME LAH THAT NIGHT,
Shenny ask him sleep he go sleep....
I alone :( no teman.


jukit watching football,aaron dotaing.

tomorrow school,hope got something interesting happen.







who most lanci and gay there??
I wonder :)



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why? Tomyam???

BJ is black jack not blowjob

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Dashboard

.Potato
.Tomato
.omg wheres hann...




Here lah dae
my modem suxx...
i kena scolding by kamen :D
BU4 LOST TO KDU
kdu damn nice school

forget bout that,now its on to the storys from the beyonddd~~~~~~~~~~


Once upon a time there was this monster namee errr balloon monster






it was created by an evil wizard or u can say small boy named FAY....dum dum dum!!!

he used to balloon to bounce stuff awayyy and cause chaos!!!
but it bounced on me.........and i poped it






DAMN BAD HORRR



Hanny,bunny,funny,money,sunny
ermm.....press alt F4 now
:D

Default Programs

page loading....................not done yet..........

PAGE FAILED TO LOAD :(

its 7 pm now,now only i start to use to laptop.
damn cacated,my phone line rosak and i didnt know
so cannot connect to internet at all.
At last i change my laptop using place to somewhere else...
which is damn freaking hot,no fan no aircond diao

Today while chinese exam me kamen tuck meng(so called JOEL)and kent all kacau each other....kent was like grabbing my leg gayyy and kamen took my money and wallet!!!
so while kent drinking water I kicked hes chair...PWNED :D


THEN HE GO TAKE ALL MY PENCIL!!!!!!!!!.........
I CANNOT DO MY CHINESE PAPER OMGGGG
lucky tuck meng took it back for me.thnx alot
samore kamen make up some grandmother story bout me and wenqi zzzzz
damn cham lahhh....at least someone said something shhhhhh









AHAHAHAHAHAHA,littelest bro posing in langkawi : D


Dejavu??

Macha=Friend

Sky so blue today,slipper broken but still running,my milk spilled......end of story woooo.


Today was like uuhhhh.....wait wait brain lagging.........today was boring as usual
At least i can get to use my laptop secretly : D my mom lock up the laptop in a drawer
I took a few days to figure out how to pick lock it ......HANN THE PRO THIEF.
Perasan lehhh,omg omg ive got nothing to post soooo


THIS IS A SONG I DEDICATE TO ALL OF THE LADIES.....





Hey girl I got somethin' real important to give you
So just sit down and listen
Girl you know we've been together such a long long time (such a long time)
And now I'm ready to lay it on the line
(Wooow) You know it's Christmas and my heart is open wide
Gonna give you something so you know what's on my mind
A gift real special, so take off the top
Take a look inside -- it's my dick in a box
Not gonna get you a diamond ring
That sort of gift don't mean anything
Not gonna get you a fancy car
Girl ya gotta know you're my shining star
Not gonna get you a house in the hills
A girl like you needs somethin' real
Wanna get you somethin' from the heart
Somethin' special girl
It's my dick in a box, my dick in a box babe
It's my dick in a box, my dick in a box girl


See I'm wise enough to know when a gift needs givin' (yeah)
And I got just the one, somethin' to show ya that you are second to none
To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress
It's easy to do just follow these steps
1: Cut a hole in a box
2: Put your junk in that box
3: Make her open the box
And that's the way you do it
It's my dick in a box... my dick in a box babe
It's my dick in a box, my dick in a box girl
Christmas; dick in a box
Hanukkah; dick in a box
Kwanzaa; a dick in a box
Every single holiday a dick in a box
Over at your parent's house a dick in a box
Mid day at the grocery store a dick in a box
Backstage at the CMA's a dick in a box (yeah-wow-wow-wow-wow-wow)
a dick in a box...

ciao : )

Settings

I got owned......or pwned......badly today
There was I,in the middle of the battle field,
my pencil was as ready as I was.......
Hands shaking and sweating as I waited for the enemy to come
table by table it came closer,CLOSER AND CLOSER.....
at last my enemy stood infront of me (DIE DIE DIE)






SEJARAH TEST PAPER!!!!!!!!!!






it was a tough battle,maybe too tough
question by question it ate my brain away
In my mind i was thinking,Is this the end???
am i gonna fail???
After 40 minutes of suffering....
it was over,i ended the paper and survived.
PHEW




lame lehhh :D





standing under the rain waiting for something or someone.

Frost bite

OH Damn OH damnn I did something stupid lahh.....
I accidentally deleted the recycle bin on my desktop!!!! you know me lahh lifelesss
NOW I CANT FIND IT BACKK zzzzzzzz


oh wells dont care lah,wont die also.


eh wanna see something that comes from your nightmare???





THE HORROR!!!!!!!!!! MAKE IT STOP,MAKE IT STOP.................
stare at it for 20 seconds and something will happen wooo :)

wasted 20 secs of ur life!!!! seee that ice cream is evill
it can kill you if u stare at it for about few months or years
creepy hor.



TIRED OF BEING SORRY~

♠♠♠♠♠♠♠♠♠♠♠♠♠ spades are always better than the rest

BOLD/ITALIC

WAZZAAAAA......................
oh damn that was akward
okok the resurection of my blog has been done(ITS ALIVE!!!!)
the old ones too many secrets so i deleted it(to those who havent seen it...dai sei)
And u wont really see pictures in my blog,saya tak suka gambar-gambar...macam budak kecil : )




Dont try asking me to link u all.....I WONT,TO LAZY
you all link urself hehehehehe
shit lah stupid msn damn long download,samore modem nonstop dc
by the time kao dim i bcome 40 yr old virgin



dont wanna think about it,
dont wanna talk about it,
im just so sick about it...

ermm.......kbye
oh and sorry for anything ive done to u all : (